Your name is Craig Tucker, and your summer is coming to an end.
But since you are Craig Fucking Tucker, you could care less. In school for days, on break for days, no matter what, you're always stuck with the same assholes. That's a fact.
It's August 15, and the clock on your phone says it's 12:30 in the afternoon. It was a particularly nice day today. Not only was the sun shining, but there was no sign of any sort of South Park related mischief. It was a rare day, and you wanted to enjoy it in the most normal and boring way possibly.
That's why you ended up calling up some of your friends so you could spend this boring day together. You called Token, completely forgetting that the guy was in California with the family. You called Clyde, but the dumbass always sleeps till one or two in the afternoon during the summer. That only left you to call up one more person.
Lucky enough for you, that person happened to be in South Park, awake, and free to hang out with.